National Threat Level: Heightened · Source: A van parked where no van was
Freedom Index, today's board: FREEDOM 97.6, APPLE PIE 11.10, EAGLES SIGHTED 2, RESOLVE 100.2, CONSENSUS 30.7, GUMPTION 83.8, THE SITUATION 5.4, PUBLIC EXECUTIONS 53, RESTRAINT 3.72.

Patriot & Associates, Loyalty Division

The GraftKings Loyalty Program

Four tiers of certified standing. Awarded automatically, calculated continuously, revocable in principle.

Benefits subject to continued loyalty

  1. Civilian

    No purchase necessary

    Your file is open. It is, at present, empty.

    • Full access to the catalog, which is public
    • The right to be informed of what you are missing
    • Eligibility to become eligible
  2. Provisional Patriot

    1 order on file

    You have declared yourself. Provisionally.

    • Your file is upgraded from empty to thin
    • Priority notification of future obligations
    • The privilege of being counted
  3. Card-Carrying Patriot

    3 orders on file

    The card is metaphorical. The commitment is not.

    • A card (metaphorical, non-transferable, not issued)
    • Early access to disappointments
    • Standing to be disappointed first
  4. Ultra Patriot

    5 orders on file

    Many people are saying you are one of the best people. Believe it.

    • Recognition by name, internally, occasionally
    • The summit, and the burden of having nothing left to climb
    • Continued loyalty, subject to continued loyalty

Standing is calculated from orders on file. There is no application.

There is also no way to apply.

Terms of Standing

Cancelled and refunded orders do not count toward standing. Standing reflects genuine support, and we are confident you would not have wanted it any other way.

Standing is recalculated every time you look at it. Standing cannot be purchased directly, transferred, bequeathed, or appealed.

The Loyalty Division reserves the right to add tiers above whichever one you have reached.

The mailing list

You are already on it

You have always been on it. Enrollment occurred at a date we are not at liberty to specify. There is no mechanism to leave.

There is no mailing list. We have never sent anything. We would not know how.