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“Deeply unserious.”
The remainder of the sentence has been withheld for length.
“I genuinely cannot tell if this is a joke.”
We consider this the single finest review we have received.
“Please stop emailing us.”
A dialogue has been opened. One side of it is ongoing.
“The eagle is carrying an anvil.”
Correct. He is also carrying a rifle and a second, smaller eagle.
“Who is this for?”
You. It is for you. It has always been for you.
“Technically, everything on the page is accurate.”
We have had this framed.
“No.”
Discussions continue internally.
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Every quotation on this page is invented, as is every source. No real publication, journalist or person has said any of it.
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