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$28.00
Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey T-Shirt with Tear Away Label - Premium quality, comfortable fit.
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Proudly made by patriots
Assembled under the flag, in spirit, by hands that love this country.
Cotton sourced from the earth. Thread sourced from elsewhere on the earth.
Finishing, dyeing and packing performed at a facility. The facility has a flag.
Patriotism applied at the point of printing, which occurs after manufacture.
Made in China.
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Testimonials of Gratitude
★★★★★ 5.0 from 3 citizens
- ★★★★★
Corinne V.
I have stopped reading things. The shirt covers it. Whatever the topic, I am already holding the correct position and it is printed on me.
- ★★★★★
Delbert R.
My wife has the second best brain in this house and she knows it because the shirt says which one is first. We no longer argue. We consult the shirt.
- ★★★★★
Chip D.
I have the best brain. The shirt confirms it. I no longer feel the need to demonstrate it.