Dept. of War Crimes Garden Flag
$24.00
Garden Flag - Premium quality, comfortable fit.
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This item is made only once you order it. It does not exist yet. Neither did the nation, once.
- Audited to the extent described elsewhere
- Not known to be otherwise
- Passed on the second attempt
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Proudly made by patriots
Assembled under the flag, in spirit, by hands that love this country.
Cotton sourced from the earth. Thread sourced from elsewhere on the earth.
Finishing, dyeing and packing performed at a facility. The facility has a flag.
Patriotism applied at the point of printing, which occurs after manufacture.
Made in China.
Patriot Approval Rating
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Awaiting the verdict of the people
No citizen has yet ruled on this item.
Testimonials of Gratitude
★★★★★ 5.0 from 2 citizens
- ★★★★★
Marlene O.
The HOA sent a letter about the flag. I sent back a letter asking which department had jurisdiction. I have not heard from them in nine weeks.
- ★★★★★
Glenn T.
It flies beside the mailbox at the end of the drive. The postal carrier has started approaching from the neighbour's side. Deterrence works.