Dept. of War Crimes Hat
$28.00
Yupoong Unstructured Classic Dad Cap - 6245CM - Premium quality, comfortable fit.
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This item is made only once you order it. It does not exist yet. Neither did the nation, once.
- Assessed for risk. Risk was present
- Certified free of foreign sentiment
- Dimensionally honest
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Proudly made by patriots
Assembled under the flag, in spirit, by hands that love this country.
Cotton sourced from the earth. Thread sourced from elsewhere on the earth.
Finishing, dyeing and packing performed at a facility. The facility has a flag.
Patriotism applied at the point of printing, which occurs after manufacture.
Made in China.
Patriot Approval Rating
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Testimonials of Gratitude
★★★★★ 5.0 from 1 citizen
- ★★★★★
Vern K.
Khaki was the correct call. It reads as surplus. Two people have assumed I was issued it.