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Bella + Canvas 100B Baby Jersey Short Sleeve One Piece - Premium quality, comfortable fit.

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Proudly made by patriots

Assembled under the flag, in spirit, by hands that love this country.

Cotton sourced from the earth. Thread sourced from elsewhere on the earth.

Finishing, dyeing and packing performed at a facility. The facility has a flag.

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