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$28.00
Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey T-Shirt with Tear Away Label - Premium quality, comfortable fit.
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This item is made only once you order it. It does not exist yet. Neither did the nation, once.
- Approved by a committee of one
- Conforms to the shape of a garment
- Assessed for risk. Risk was present
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Proudly made by patriots
Assembled under the flag, in spirit, by hands that love this country.
Cotton sourced from the earth. Thread sourced from elsewhere on the earth.
Finishing, dyeing and packing performed at a facility. The facility has a flag.
Patriotism applied at the point of printing, which occurs after manufacture.
Made in China.
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Testimonials of Gratitude
★★★★★ 5.0 from 1 citizen
- ★★★★★
Skeet Cleetson
I tell it like it is and this merch helps me speak what's on my mind without having to check what's on there first. Used to be I had to tell it like it is out loud, one person at a time, like an animal. Now the shirt tells it and I just stand near it. Wore it to my nephew's baptism and three separate people asked me to leave, which is how you know it's working. Tag says Made by Patriots. There was a second tag under that one but it wasn't in American so I cut it off. Five stars. Would be six but my wife says that's not a thing.