National Threat Level: Elevated · Source: A feeling
Freedom Index, today's board: FREEDOM 98.3, APPLE PIE 13.10, EAGLES SIGHTED 4, RESOLVE 99.8, CONSENSUS 44.9, GUMPTION 88.2, THE SITUATION 2.8, PUBLIC EXECUTIONS 25, RESTRAINT 10.71.

Office of the Count · Live

Recount in progress

Reporting

0.0%

Status: Pausing to reconcile

Currently recounting
the hats
Running total
1,204,185
Precincts visited
30
Expected conclusion
Imminent

This count is being conducted with the care the matter deserves. The figure above has held steady since counting began, which the Office regards as a sign of consistency rather than a sign of anything else.

The Office wishes to stress that no result is being contested. There is no result. There is a count, and the count is ongoing, and it will continue for exactly as long as it needs to, which is the period currently under review.

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