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Lawyer Up Poster

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  • Order today, arrives Nov 13 - Nov 20. Printed to order by Printful, which is the reason for the wait rather than an excuse for it.

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Proudly made by patriots

Assembled under the flag, in spirit, by hands that love this country.

Cotton sourced from the earth. Thread sourced from elsewhere on the earth.

Finishing, dyeing and packing performed at a facility. The facility has a flag.

Patriotism applied at the point of printing, which occurs after manufacture.

Made in China.

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